2G phone

Dear my student,
Using a 2G cellphone is not a shame, nor a crime; it just tells you that how frugal this user is, just like me. Maybe I will be jumping to 4G one day, for 3G isn't appealing to me anymore. You'll see.
Your teacher

Lousy Grammar Book

I was handed from ELITE school a correction list for the new Grammar I textbook. Gee, I was so flabbergasted that the writer had made so many mistakes (four pages). On top of that, however, students from two classes of mine have already finished the lessons, and now I have no idea how to make up for them who have received some wrong grammar clips from me. I think I already commented on this doggone grammar book in the first place, and the school shouldn't have changed to this book. The die is cast, what can I say?

Insane Weather Report

We don't really need to pay too much attention to the weather reports on TV news. All they are doing is just scare the heck out of us. Turing off Channel 50 to 56 will make us peaceful. I mean it.

What a pity.

Student: Hi Albert. What does the phrase "What a pity!" mean? Can you give a sample sentence?


Albert: Sure. Mmm.. You know I live near the beach. Last night there was a huge downpour striking my area. The street was flooded and many cars immersed in water. If the garage in my apartment had been flooded, I would have been able to buy a new car. "What a pity!"

Come to take my class folks.

Hi guys. I would like to promote one of my classes at ELITE. This class is called E2 A/B, also known as English Conversation 2A/ 2B. There may be more than one reason why fewer and fewer people who wish to come to take this class for now. It can be the time which doesn't fit most of your schedule, for you will need to arrive at the class every Monday morning at 10:30 am. The second reason can be the weather. Recently the city has experienced more rainy days than before, so that also may have stopped you from showing up. Last but not least, I think that I had earlier made some changes to the class so that you might not like the way the class was run. That is OK anyway. From now on, I am here to welcome you to visit my class again and I guarantee you that you will get more chance to learn more vocabulary and practices, interact with me, and improve your oral English by presenting your ideas at the front of the class. See ya.