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February 05, 2005

英語超強之櫃台小姐

昨天來了個老外,進到辦公室,前臺小姐左看右看,大家都在打遊戲,只有自己比較清閒,面帶微笑地接待了……
前臺小姐:“ Hello.”(你好!)
老外:“Hi.”(你好!)
前臺小姐:“You have what thing?”(你有什麼事?)
老外:“Can you speak English?”(你會說英語嗎?)
前臺小姐:“If I not speak English, I am speaking what?”(如果我不會說英語,我在說什麼呢?)
老外:“Can anybody else speak English?”(有其他人會說英語嗎?)
前臺小姐:“ You yourself look. All people are playing, no people have time, you can wait, you wait, you not wait, you go!”(你自己看看,大家都在玩,沒人有時間,能等你就等;不等你就走!)
老外:“Good heavens. Anybody here can speakEnglish?”(天啊!這?有人會說英語嗎?)
前臺小姐:“Shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing?”(喊什麼喊?安靜一會兒,你到底有什麼事?)
老外:“I want to speak to your head.”(我想和你的頭兒說話)
前臺小姐:“Head not zai. You tomorrow come!”(頭不在,你明天來吧!)

2 comments:

  1. Leo,
    Tell me your cell phone number by email.
    Albert

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  2. Hey, Leo
    I just had a wonderful tour to Miao Li with my family. I went to many places and took lots of pictures. So definitely I will introduce our trip to everyone who is looking at the BLOG here.

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